Deer hunting blinds are traditionally used to spot and hunt deer in the wild while the hunter hides among trees in wooden areas. These wooden areas tend to be areas that deer feed and drink. But most of these blinds are permanent blinds erected in specific, highly commercialized, deer hunting grounds. These grounds are part of a deer farm or preserve where hunters pay to use the land. They stay in a cabin or lodge and make use of such blinds on the property.
But then some people have long found that they can catch deer practically in their own backyards while hunting in woods near their homes. The problem is always the inability to hide adequately and keep from alerting the deer by making noise or leaving scents down on the ground. But there are ways to avoid both situations with prefabricated deer hunting blinds. You don't have to struggle to build your own blind or pay to use one elsewhere. You can use a prefabricated construction set and build your own blind.
These prefab units simplify the angles and tower construction so that you can build a rock solid blind on your own. And best of all, they are often easily disassembled and reassembled so that you can transport them to other exciting deer hunting locations for use. Always look for steel brackets on your prefab deer hunting blinds to assure their sturdiness upon construction. Do look for prefab units that offer custom sleeves into which leg posts and framing can easily slide for safety, security, and ease of assembly.
At the end of the day, you should be sure that whatever deer hunting blinds you are looking at come with detailed assembly and disassembly instructions. This it to ensure that there are no questions and the safety of the unit is not compromised by guesswork. Do not settle for an expensive setup when you can find something of the same quality for less money. Don't worry, there are plenty of inexpensive units available so that you don't have to waste time and money.
As a hunter, you should keep in mind also that deer hunting blinds should assess the basic needs of a hunter. They don't need to be luxurious or of any particularly beautiful color. The colors of green and brown blend in with the woods. Camouflage the unit for the deer. Your interior comfort is of no concern to wild animals.
Visibility and sturdiness are the main considerations in using deer hunting blinds. If you are into in hunting deer, you must have sat in a blind for hours on end, trying to spot a deer withour being spotted yourself. That's visibility. Sturdiness of course is self explanatory.
Prefabricated deer hunting blinds can be a good alternative to spending a lot of extra time on building your own. Or worse still, spend extra money either renting one from someone else or buying one with a lot of fluff.
Frequently Asked Questions
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QUESTION:
Im going hunting and i really need this question answered asap!?
I am going deer hunting and i havent gotten my hunters education yet and i was wondering if it is legal for me to hunt alone in a deer blind but with my dad on the property? By the way i live in texas thanks
i have my hunting liceanse, i just dont have the hunters education/firearm safety thing-
ANSWER:
What is wrong with poaching?
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QUESTION:
Deer Hunting with Fleece jacket?
I need a new hunting camo jacket for deer hunting in South Texas. Looking a BassPro, Cabelas, and Sportsman guide I’ve notice they make lots of hunting jackets with fleece. I don’t want to pay to much less then 0 because I won’t wear it all the time. I’ve found some good poly/cotton ones under . I’ve really never have worn fleece, I’ve have felt it and it seems warm. How its wind resistance? And most importantly its water proof? How about durability? In S.Tex there is lots of brush with thorns and cactus, will it tear easily? Also winters aren’t as brutal as up north but it does get cold from time to time, on day in the blind its in the 30s and 40s and the next its in the 60s.With that in mind should I look for something with removable liner? Like this https://www.basspro.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10151&catalogId=10001&langId=-1&partNumber=10312&cmCat=WISHLIST
The only thing I really hate is no hood!
The fleece I like is this one
http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/big-game-fleece-bomber-jacket-or-pants-by-browning.aspx?a=563336
For the price Iike these
http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/camo-insulated-jacket-by-world-famous-sports.aspx?a=284432
http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/camo-insulated-hooded-jacket-by-walls.aspx?a=388272
http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/cb/walls-legend-insulated-hooded-jacket-realtree-hardwoods-grey.aspx?a=593480http://www.sportsmansguide.com/net/browse/hunting-clothing-camouflage-jackets.aspx?c=61&s=323&ipp=48&ra=false
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ANSWER:
I personally don't like fleece for two reasons. First, it tends to be a magnet for briars and other do-dads that like to get caught on fabric when you are walking afield. Second, it does not have the water repellency that nylon or polycotton has to offer, so when it rains, it acts like a sponge and attracts water instead of acting like a sheath to protect you.
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QUESTION:
In The South, They Walk Amongst Us?
And most of them Vote. They're all over the place!IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi-rural area.
We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.
The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
From Little Rock, ArkansasIDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce".
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
He was a Chef?
Yep...From Austin, Texas.IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
Happened in Birmingham, Alabama.IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
She was a probation officer in Huston, Texas.IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.
She was leaving the company due to "downsizing."
Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often."
Not another word was spoken.
We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system
would not turn on.
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less.IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
"Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!"
His reply, "I know - I already got that side."
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi.STAY ALERT!
They walk among us ... and they REPRODUCE !!!-
ANSWER:
I live in Arkansas....and I know a guy who got a DWI on a riding lawnmower. Yes, it's possible. He's proud of it too.
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QUESTION:
i need some tips about bow hunting i have a 40 pound bow and need some answers ?
ok i got a 40 pound banshe,is that a good bow, and i live in texas i hunt wild pigs and whitetail deer i have a stand about ten yards away from a feder and i get deer that walk wright under me about 5 yards. were is the best place to hit thim at. and i need to practice a lot wright, do you know how to make a homeade blind because i would like to hunt more thin one spot please just tell me every thing i need to know thanks-
ANSWER:
40 pounds is enough to take a deer as long as you use sharp broad-heads. The best shot you can have is broadside or slightly quartering away. Shoot the deer just behind the front leg, about 1/3 of the way up the body. Take out both lungs and they won't go far. You can make a ground blind from brush or get some camo material made for blinds. Just make the blind down-wind from where you expect the deer to come from. The blind will hide movement but you still need to be as scent free and quiet as possible. Also try to not move unless the deer has it's head blocked or is looking the other way. Practice as much as you can so you can make a good shot and have fun hunting, Good luck and enjoy the fresh deer and hog meat.
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QUESTION:
Do you see them, too?
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor
call the local township administrative office to request the
removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason:
"too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want
them to cross there anymore. This one was from Kingman, KS.IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal
lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
And he was a Kansas City chef!IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your
baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it
was without my knowledge, how would I know? He smiled
knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in
Birmingham, Ala.IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross
the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged
coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer
was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the
light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are
blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in
Wichita, KSIDIOT SIGHTING:
At a goodbye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was
leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager
commented cheerfully, this is fun. We should do this more
often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each
other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a
bunch at Texas Instruments.IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip Back
into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why
her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas
County Sheriff's office no less.IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to
pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in
it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic
working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I
watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the
door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I
announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he
replied, "I know - I already got that side."
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!They walk among us .. AND REPRODUCE!!!
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ANSWER:
lol my friend once asked someone who works in a fast food place "how much are the free refills?"
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QUESTION:
Thought everyone could use a laugh. Which is your favorite?
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.
The reason:
"Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."From Kingman, KS.
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg. He was a Chef?Yep...From Kansas City!
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge.
To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
__________________________________________________IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often."
Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back intoitself and for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!
His reply, "I know - I already got that side."This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!
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STAY ALERT!
They walk among us ... and they REPRODUCE!!!
I put these in this section because this is were people need to laugh everyone is so vicious and unkind.
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ANSWER:
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.
The reason:
"Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
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QUESTION:
Idiot sightings...funny?
IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage
door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our
problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough
motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that
we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2
horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need
a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than
1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger
than two..'We haven't used Sears repair since.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
My daughter and I went
through the McDonald 's take-out window and I gave the
clerk a bill. Our total was .25, so I also handed her a
quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I
said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a
dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the
manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he
handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry
but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk
then proceeded to give me back and 75 cents in change..Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
I live in a semi rural
area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the
DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many
deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think
this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'From Kingman , KS .
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE :
My daughter went to a local
Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind
the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was
sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.
From Kansas CityIDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport,
checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your
knowledge?' T o which I replied, 'If it was without
my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and
nodded,
'That's why we ask.'Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
The stoplight on the corner
buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was
crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.
She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained
that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people
doing driving?!'She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
IDIOT SIGHTING :
At a good-bye luncheon for
an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to
'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully,
'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not
another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other
with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
I work with an individual
who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the
sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system
would not turn on.A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
IDIOT SIGHTING
When my husband and I
arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we
were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
service department and found a mechanic working feverishly
to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the
passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and
discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced
to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I
know. I already got that side.'This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS
STAY ALERT!
They walk among u
no these didn't happen to me but i have seen quite a few idiot sightings.
glad you all liked them!!!
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ANSWER:
Ain't that the gawdawful truth?PEACE,
another arm-chewing victim of the dumbing down of America.P.S.
Sheep are easier to lead to slaughter than wolves, don't ya know?
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QUESTION:
They walk among us!?
IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..'We haven't used Sears repair since.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
My daughter and I went through a fast food take-out window and I gave the clerk a bill. Our total was .25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back and 75 cents in change.Do not confuse the clerks in the drive thru.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'From K ingman , KS .
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce.
From Kansas CityIDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,
'That's why we ask.'Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
IDIOT SIGHTING :
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi
STAY ALERT!
They walk among us... and the scary part is that they REPRODUCE !
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ANSWER:
I love it. I got this in my email last week. It's great.
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QUESTION:
Do you think this is funny? Idiot sightins, too funny! I recvd it in my email, pls forgive the spaces, thanks,?
IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that at one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..' We haven't used Sears repair since.IDIOT SIGHTING My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a bill. Our total was .25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'Were sorry but we cannot do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back and 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
IDIOT SIGHTING: I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSI NG sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. From Kansas City
IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!' She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
..IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to 'downsizing', our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.' This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi
STAY ALERT! They walk among us... And the scary part is that they VOTE and REPRODUCE and our enemies know it!!!
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ANSWER:
That was awesome you are great and you just made my day, thank you so much, the car that the keys were locked in was the funniest one, and the scariest. Are all of these real???
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QUESTION:
are you protected from the i-d-i-o-t-s around us?
Be Careful Out There:IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.."We haven't used Sears repair since.
IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a bill. Our total was .25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back and 75 cents in change.Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."From Kingman , KS .
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From Kansas CityIDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded,
"That's why we ask."Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side."This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi
STAY ALERT!
They walk among us ... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE!
i know its long! sorry bout that but theyre all worth reading!!!!!!!-
ANSWER:
OMG, i'm from MS and I laughed sooo hard at that last one! Really brightened up my day!
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QUESTION:
Did you know there was such a thing as idiot sightings?
IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'We haven't used Sears repair since.
IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a bill. Our total was .25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back and 75 cents in change.Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
I live in a semi - rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'>From Kingman , KS ..
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From Kansas CityIDIOT SIGHTING :
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,
'That's why we ask.'Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver ' s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know.. I already got that side.'This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi
STAY ALERT!
They walk among us... and the scary part is that they and they REPRODUCE !
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lol...that change was funny cus i do that all the time.....my total will be 5.49 and i'll give the clerk 6.04 in hopes of getting .55 cents back and they always give me a puzzle look but most times they just go ahead and put the total i gave them in.
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Just for fun, what do you think of this email I received?
IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large enough motor' on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not.. Four is larger than two..." We haven't used Sears repair since.IDIOT SIGHTING:
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a bill.. Our total was .25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "You gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but we cannot do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back and 75 cents in change.. Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore." From Kingman , KS .IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. From Kansas CityIDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in Birmingham , Al.IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita , KSIDIOT SIGHTING:
We were having a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker, as she was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a lunch at Texas Instruments .IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office , no less.IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side. This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , MSIDIOT SIGHTINGS:
When I left Hawaii and was transferred to Florida , I still had the Hawaiian plates on my car, as my car was shipped from Hawaii . I was parking somewhere (I can't remember) and a guy asked me "Wow, you drove from Hawaii to here?" I looked at him and quickly said "Yep. I took the Hawaii/San Francisco Bridge". He nodded his head and said, "Cool"!
mr217sho... Your answer was so funny. It was hard to pick but I had to go with the bus driver story! Thank you for answering.-
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I used to have a bus driver, and if you paid with a five, he'd give you change for a 20. Which didn't make sense because my fare was only 4$, so he'd give me back a 10$ note, a 1$ coin, and the same 5$ note I just gave him.It happened everyday for 3 months, despite me telling him that he was giving me the wrong change.
He was a little odd. He invited all the kids on the school bus to his 50th birthday party... enough said.
Those are pretty funny, except I'm not sure I like the last one. I can imagine being the guy and asking that question. And I'd just not and say cool too. Because I'm not quite sure how to respond to the sarcasm and don't want to seem rude by not replying.
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this is so super funny, will you read it?
The last one is the best. Make sure you read all the way down.Beware..
IDIOT SIGHTING
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!' His reply: 'I know. I already got that side.'
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS
IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two.' We haven't used Sears repair since.IDIOT SIGHTING:
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a bill. Our total was .25, so I also handed her a quarter.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back. She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back and 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.' From Kingman , KSIDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceburg lettuce. From Kansas CityIDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' Happened in Birmingham , Ala.IDIOT SIGHTING :
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!' she was a probation officer inWichita , KSIDIOT SIGHTING :
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to 'downsizing,' our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.IDIOT SIGHTING :
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.How would you pronounce this child's name? "Le-a"
Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei?? Guess Again.This child attends a school in Kansas City, Mo. Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.
It's pronounced "Ledasha", When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "the dash don't be silent." SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to pronounce the dash.
If dey axe you why, tell dem de dash don't be silent.
STAY ALERT! They walk among us .... and vote.
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got this as an email.
you should pass it along if you thought it was funny.
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OMG! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! This made me laugh like crazy!!!.
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Joke> Did you know we had idiot sightings?
OH MY GOSHIDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..'
W e haven't used Sears repair since.
IDIOT SIGHTINGMy daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a bill. Our total was .25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back and 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the clerks at McD's .
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IDIOT SIGHTING:I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
From Kingman , KS
IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From Kansas CityIDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,
'That's why we ask.'Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled , she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi
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STAY ALERT!
They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they can REPRODUCE!
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thats a good one
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These kinds of people are actually near you... #4?
This is the last one...IDIOT SIGHTING :
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' H is reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'She was a problems officer.
IDIOT SIGHTING :
At a goo d-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' Our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
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we were talking about a trip to Hawaii. my buddys girl friend, who is 25 years old, asks what is the change over from american money to hawaiian money. how do you not know hawaii is a US state? she works at a day care center but tells people she's a teacher.
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road-kill cafe .?
-ENTREES- You'll Eat Like A Hog Late Night Delight Center Line Bovine 4.95 When You Taste Served Fresh Each The Chicken 3.95 OUR DOG Night After Dark Flat Cat
2.95 Thumper-on-the-bumper 3.95 Slab of Lab 2.95 Rack of Raccoon 3.95 Taste of The Wild Side Pit Bull Pot Pie 1.95 Smear of Deer 4.95 "Still in The Hide" Cocker Cutlets 3.95 Awesome Possum 1.95 Shar-Pei Fillet 5.95 Cheap Sheep $ .43 Chunk of Skunk 1.95 Snippet of Smidgen Pigeon 1.95 Whippet 4.50 GUESS Road Toad 1.65 Collie Hit By That Mess! Snake 'N' Bake A Trolley 3.95 A Daily Special Treat. Snake 2.25 German Shepherd Swirl Squirrel 1.55 Pie 3.95 If You Can Guess Rigor Mortis Round of Hound 4.25 What It Is..... Tortoise 6.75 ...You Eat It For,
FREE! --------------------- Side Orders ------------------------- Bowl of Mole .38 Splat of Cat .45 Square of Hare .68 Link of Mink 1.07 Spoon of Coon .32 Gizzard of Lizard .98 Platter of Bladder .48 Squish of Fish .13 Pinch of Finch 1.37 Broth of Moth .17 Fork of Stork .21 Hurled of Squirrel .96 Chin of Hen .13 Side orders by Squash 'em Dan --------------------- Some State Menu Items ------------------ Illinois Texas Pavement Possum 9.95 2 - Step Terrier 8.50 Served on a bun, this Step 1, We hit, Step 2, You eat it. beast is awesome. Missouri New Mexico "Show Me" Shitzu 7.75 Chihuahua Chili 7.95 A
hairy little treat with A Southwest delight that shivers fuzzy little feet. when it bites. Kansas Arizona Curbside Kitty 10.50 "Grand Canyon" Cougar 10.50 A little bitty, bite size A big mountain cat, that you'll kitty. eat till you're fat. Oklahoma California Airbrake Owl 7.75 Cream - O - Kitty 9.95 ------------- From The Bar, Your Drink is our Delight! ----------- Crank Case Slip 1.59 Radiator Green 1.69 Transmission Grind 1.79 Blended with Road A Blend of Prestone The finest ground fan Oil and squirrel, and Zerex with a dash belt rubber, a dash of Poured over Ice of Scorpion Venom squished turtle juice, or straight up! over crushed ice. blended with the finniest
tranie fluid. This comes straight up. The Bucket Delight 3.95 Green Spin for the Kids .69 We Prairie everything that Only the best fogs in the blender is left over from the night will do here! Mixed with a few before, with just a touch road Toads to give it that great of gravel mixed in! poured taste! Served over ice, 18oz. class. over a 1 gallon bucket of ice. You finnish this and it is on the house! Note: All ingredients are sucked right up from your favorite Highway to you! You Bar Tender is Blind Bob ------------------------ Cowboy Menu --------------------- "Cowboy cooking It ain't bad looking" Deerly Departed Off - Road
Delights No-Luck Buck 4.95 High Speed Special 2.95 Just can't duck a truck. What's that, a cat?! Big Bagged Stag 5.95 Bad-Brake Steaks 1.95 Don't gag on your stag. Some possum, some snakes. Too-slow Doe 4.95 One-Eyed Dog 3.25 Had one lane to go. Hit in the fog - Found on a log. Long Gone Fawn 3.50 Off the Roof Hoof 1.85 Found dead on your lawn. Tried jumping but goofed. No Fear Deer 6.75 Gunk of Skunk 4.25 Just had a bad year. Sun-ripened and shrunk. Roadside Remnants .15 Varmint Vittles 1.95 Deathers and leathers - Guts galore, you'll want more. Stand back in hot weather. It's A Kitty 2.70 Rodeo Rejects
What a pity -- looks real bad and kind a sh..er, um...flat. Buckaroo Quarter Horse Highway Hash 1.25 with fried Onions, Starts with a crash. of Course 3.55 Caddie "Grilled" Patty 1.50 7 - Course Swayback Horse 6.95 Some poor little critter just 1 big steamin' plate went kersplatty. with a 6 pack. Beer - Basted Steer Summer time Treats Hit from the rear 3.60 It's Some Kinda Meat. Horse Hocks - Sidewinder Stew - the Other Red Meat 4.95 bronco buster then dusted with musted 4.55 Weakly Special Last - Year's Steer - it tastes a mite queer,
dried in the hide, Mangled Mule Cruel 2.80 not boiled or fried 3.80 You'll drool like a fool. Meal - In - A - Bag Don't gag on yer nag.... Our cookin's so good, we just had to bag! 2.75-
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Excellante!I have the rack of raccoon,varmint vittles,& bronco buster,hold the mustard..=)Hoot n hollar....Serve it up !
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